Madonna Made Out With Drake at Coachella; He Was Like, ‘Oh, Yeah,’ Until He Was Like, ‘Oh, No’

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Sunday night, Drake closed out Coachella 2015’s first weekend with a headlining set. Things started out well (albeit 30 minutes late), and he was running through his hits with his woes — er, fans — until things took a drastic turn for the worse. As rumored, Madonna made a surprise appearance for the jungle-themed performance of “Madonna” (seriously, there was a waterfall and campfire). It began on a high note: Madge threw it back to 1994’s “Human Nature,” then went onto a more recent hit, “Hung Up.” Then, out of nowhere, Drake took a seat on a chair center stage, and it became suddenly apparent that things were about to get “Anaconda”-level uncomfortable. And boy, did they:

The kiss started out fairly tame. Maybe it’ll just be a quick smooch, we all hoped.

Even Drake seemed pretty into it. Here he is, momentarily forgetting Madonna wears a weave and trying to run his hands through Madge’s hair. “Down, boy,” she commanded.

Then Madonna did that thing that Dennis Rodman taught her — you know the one — but Drake did not seem super into it. Then she was like, “Byeeeeeee.”

Bet Drake never thought he’d have this much in common with Britney Spears.

Madonna and Drake Made Out at Coachella