American Ultra Trailer: Jesse Eisenberg Is a Stone(d) Cold Killer Who Will Save Kristen Stewart


Dude, you ever think what would happen if you were just living your life, and then Connie Britton shows up at work and you can't stop looking at how shiny her hair is, but then she tells you that you're actually a secret spy-assassin like Jason Bourne and you have to go save your girlfriend, Kristen Stewart? That'd be wicked cool.