Amy Schumer’s Beer-Commercial Parody: Men Want to F*ck Beer


Dudes. Dudes! Dudes: You know when you see a beer in a frosty glass, all foamy and that weird yellow-brown color, looking like a sweaty cup of dirty boiling honey, and you're like, “I can’t wait to get you home, pour a few glasses of beer — just kidding, you're not a cannibal — pour a few glasses of wine, and see where things go — though I hope they go to the bedroom, or whatever room is most convenient for sexual intercourse”? Well, apparently, Amy Schumer finds that funny. She even made a sketch about it. Pssssh. She wishes! (What does she wish? Not sure, but something. Something!)