Here’s Coldplay’s Game of Thrones Musical in All Its Unfortunately Fake Glory

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As part of NBC's inaugural Red Nose Day telethon (you can watch highlights from the charity festivities here and donate to help children living in poverty here), Coldplay unveiled its full, unfortunately fake Game of Thrones "musical," a.k.a. the greatest rock opera of all time. Nikolaj Coster-Waldau sings a romantic ballad about incest, Peter Dinklage brags about his longevity, Khaleesi goes Rastafarian, and there's even a fun, gruesomely rhyming number dedicated to the Red Wedding. What more do you need? "Bang, curtains, Tony Award." Agreed. Make it happen, Martins.