Take the Mad Men Superfan Quiz

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There are the Mad Men moments we’ll never forget — “Zou Bisou Bisou,” Bert Cooper’s dancing farewell, Sally walking in on Don and Sylvia — but how well do you know the details, the minor players, and the off-handed one-liners? Test how well you know your favorite show before it all comes to an end Sunday night.

How Well Do You Know Mad Men?

How Well Do You Know Mad Men?

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What year does Mad Men start?

1960

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Don's mistress Midge tells him her "rules." What are those rules?

"I don't make plans, and I don't make breakfast."

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Don impulsively gets Sally a dog for her birthday. What does Sally name it?

Polly

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Helen Bishop confronts Betty about her inappropriate relationship with Glen. Then what happens?

Betty slaps Helen

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Don and Roger have an indulgent lunch in "Red in the Face," and Don makes Roger run up so many flights of stairs that Roger barfs. What was their vomit-inducing meal?

Martinis, oysters, and cheesecake

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Don has a flashback in "The Hobo Code," in which he remembers a hobo leaving a mark at Archibald Whitman's house that means "a dishonest man lives here." What did that mark look like?

A scythe

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Which of these is NOT an episode title?

"Tables and Chairs"

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In "Nixon vs. Kennedy," the Sterling Cooper employees perform a play that Paul has written. What is that play called?

Death Is My Client

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Why did Joan and Paul break up?

Because Paul had a big mouth

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Betty's friend and neighbor Francine examines her telephone bill and catches her husband Carlton cheating on her. Betty's incredulous, and suggests Francine might be jumping to conclusions. What does Betty say could be happening instead?

"Maybe it's a caterer. Maybe he's throwing you a surprise party."

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Peggy comes up with the slogan "What did you bring me, Daddy?" for which client?

Mohawk Airlines

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Who calls Peggy "ballerina"?

Freddy

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Which of the following Mad Men cast members have been named People's "Sexiest Man Alive"?

Harry Hamlin

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Jimmy Barrett shills for what brand?

Utz Potato Chips

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Don and Bobbi sneak away from a dinner for kinky foreplay in a restaurant bathroom. Which restaurant?

Lutece

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What church does Peggy attend with her family?

Church of the Holy Innocents

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Every woman is either a "Jackie" or a "Marilyn," according to a brainstorming meeting for what bra company?

Playtex

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Peggy's not a Jackie or a Marilyn, though. She's compared to Gertrude Stein and who else?

Irene Dunne

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What Peter, Paul and Mary song does Father Gill play at the end of "A Night to Remember"?

"Early in the Morning"

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Which of the following does NOT happen in "Six Month Leave"?

Betty yells at Carla

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Who gives Peggy a more modern hairstyle?

Kurt

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Where is Don working when Anna Draper tracks him down?

A car dealership

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Why is Betty so sad?

She's not sad; it's just that her people are Nordic.

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Don mails Anna Draper a book in the season two premiere. They discuss it in the penultimate episode of the season, and it's the name of the season finale. What is it?

"Meditations in an Emergency"

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Why do Don and Sal give the flight attendant fake names in "Out of Town"?

Because she gets Don's name wrong, and they decide to roll with it

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Which of the following people was NOT one of Don's secretaries?

Scarlett

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Finish this line: "I'm Peggy Olson. _____ "

"I want to smoke some marijuana."

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Which of these is FALSE? (Or at least not proven.)

Stan can do a backflip

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"Bye, bye, sugar!" _____

"Hello, Patio!"

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What's Baby Gene's middle name?

Scott

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Who's driving the lawn mower that cuts off Guy's foot?

Lois

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When Conrad Hilton says he wants _____, you give him _____.

The moon … the moon.

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Bob Benson : Spanish :: Betty :

Italian

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Joan : Greg :: Margaret :

Brooks

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Joan : Holloway ::

Betty : Hofstadt :: Megan : Calvet

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How does Pete describe the Daily News?

"It's one big section."

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It's New Year's Eve 1964, counting down to midnight. Where's Don?

On a plane

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What's the deal with Greg?

He's a rapist

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"Darling, I've been an ass. Kisses, Lane." For whom was that note intended?

Lane's wife

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Which of the following is true:

They're both true

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Sally gets in trouble for _______ while ______, and for ________ while _______.

Masturbating at a sleepover … watching The Man From U.N.C.L.E. … cutting her own hair … at Don’s apartment, under babysitter supervision

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Danny Siegel : Jonathan Levinson :: Mathis :

Frederick Crane

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Have Don and Joan ever kissed?

Once briefly at the Clios

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Which episode takes place on Peggy's birthday?

“The Suitcase”

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How many times have Peggy and Stan kissed?

Twice!

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Whom does Harry identify as his "key demographic"?

"A negro homosexual, Canadian sexpot, and an unaccompanied redhead."

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How many Twin Peaks regulars have appeared on Mad Men?

Two

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Where was that guy caught with chewing gum?

On his pubis

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What movie is Peggy watching when she gives a stranger a hand job?

Born Free

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What does orange sherbet taste like?

Perfume

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Megan's parents are ___ and ____.

Marie and Emile

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What show does Paul Kinsey write a spec script for?

Star Trek

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Joan's mother raised her to:

Be admired

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Who is Sally with when she gets her first period?

Glen

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Which of the following is NOT a season finale episode:

“Commissions and Fees”

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Don and Megan live on the ____ floor, and _____ live ______.

17th; Arnold and Sylvia Rosen; downstairs.

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What is Project K?

Don and Stan's code for the Heinz ketchup account

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What prompts Don's first visit to the set of Megan's TV show?

Her first love scene

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In "To Have and to Hold," Ted orders a made-up cocktail invented for an episode of 30 Rock. What is it?

Old Spanish

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What do "The Grown-Ups" and "Man With a Plan" have in common?

Assassinations

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Whose funeral have we NOT seen?

Lane Pryce

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Ted has a theory that every product can be compared to what television show?

Gilligan's Island

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According to Betty, what's Diplomacy Club?

Just another excuse to make out

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The SC&P partners call an emergency meeting over what holiday in "In Care Of"?

Thanksgiving

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"This isn't a timepiece. _____"

"It's a conversation piece."

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What does Ginsberg suggest is on Peggy's calendar for Valentine's Day?

"Masturbate gloomily"

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Don sits in the SC&P offices waiting for Roger in "Field Trip." Who's on the cover of the Time magazine he's reading?

Dwight Eisenhower

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Why does Ginsberg want a new couch?

The other one is "full of farts"

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What is Lou Avery's cartoon called?

"Scout's Honor"

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Pete's father-in-law is named ____ and he works for _____; Ken's father-in-law is named ____ and he works for _______.

Tom Vogel, Vick Chemical; Ed Baxter, Dow Chemical

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