The first full trailer for the Point Break remake (out this Christmas) is here, in all its fear-of-heights-curing, death-and-gravity-defying glory. Virtually everybody in it has lemming instinct and wants to stress you out by taking part in the gnarliest shenanigans. BASE jumping? Easy peasy. Scaling the side of a mountain with no harness or protection? Whatever. Racing a rock slide? Sure, classic Friday afternoon activity. Clearly these versions of Bodhi and his bad-influence friends are way more extreme and less presidential than the original ones. Godspeed, Johnny Utah. Godspeed.