Scream Queens Trailer: The World Is Made Up of Nice Blonde Girls and Emma Roberts

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After a long, teasing campaign, the official Scream Queens trailer is finally here with everything you want: nice blonde girls with curly hair, mean blonde girls named Emma Roberts, Jamie Lee Curtis giving excellent politician-speak ("We can confirm that an incident occurred last night that may have injured one of our students"), and a shirtless Nick Jonas. It has all the glitzy patina for those of you who thought American Horror Story was too damn scary.