Drip, drop.
Taraji P. Henson today made Empire's season-two premiere date go drip, drop: Responding to a fan on Twitter, Henson revealed that the Fox megasmash will return for more Shakespearean music-biz drama on September 23. Game time, bitches.
These are jokes for band kids only, finally.
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She’s exceeded the low bar of the click-based content mills which produced her lurid doppelgängers.
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