You may have heard the exciting news: The Supreme Court declared that same-sex marriage is a constitutional right, finally. Of course, Justice Antonin Scalia, that guillotine-tongued, purple prose-writing gadfly, wrote an angry dissent, saying something about the wolf being a wolf in wolf’s clothing. And, of course, Stephen Colbert promptly recorded a retort and posted it online. As the incoming Late Show host so keenly observed, “It's hard to believe that gay Americans achieved full constitutional personhood just five years after corporations did.” Colbert also asked Scalia to appear on his show, after musing that the justice's head looked like a "flesh-toned cinch sak."
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