This Inside Amy Schumer clip is a childhood-ruining truth bomb: Schumer stars here in the trailer for Princess Amy, a fake movie about what being a Disney princess would be like in real life. Well? It would be rough. Chances are you’d probably land a Commodus or a Lucilla, and be in one of those situations, rather than a Prince(ss) Charming. Welp. You’d also probably be really young and that would be weird, too. Double welp. Also, death would be around every corner, probably, and everybody would be super irrational. Triple welp. Silver lining: The birds that put your clothes on for you are chill.