Lil B Went on ESPN to Let Everyone Know Who’s Cursed and Not Cursed

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Cooking extraordinaire Lil B, a.k.a. the BasedGod, made an extremely rare appearance on ESPN's SportsNation today to let everyone know which professional athletes are still under his debilitating curse. (The rapper has made it a habit to hex any who disrespect him or steal his creative genius, specifically his cooking dance for celebration purposes.) Playing "Cursed or Not Cursed," the professional sorcerer used scary music, light effects, earrings, an all-seeing hat, a very choice white top, and his wisdom to reveal the fates of the NBA's Kevin Durant, James Harden, Marreese Speights, and LeBron James. Here's where everybody stands:

As Lil B explains, his cursees often have character flaws or leadership shortcomings. But the BasedGod is a merciful god. And a generous one too. Before the broadcast, he blessed this desk:

And unveiled this art in the name of positivity (and explained how the cursing-slash-BasedGod thing works):

As he told SportsNation, everyone can do the cooking dance because it comes from said positivity — just make sure you give credit where credit is due. Thank you, BasedGod (3:06!):