Help Wanted: Nick Offerman Needs You to Buy His Voice
To combat the frauds out there who are using knockoff versions of his voice to sell product.
Nick Offerman and Conan O'Brien have noticed that a lot of manly commercials have been using rip-Offerman voices to sell product. Clearly, this is not okay, so Offerman made his own product — a canister of his genuine voice — to fix this predicament, help sell every other product in the world, and even turn people into bikini-clad money-bathers. "Those men are frauds," he notes in this infomercial, "and someday they will burn for their crimes." There's something all the more terrifying about the wrath of a beardless-slash-stacheless Offerman. SOS.