Stop Asking Tim Robbins About Prison Escapes


At some point over the last couple of days, you probably heard about the two brainiacs who escaped from an upstate New York prison early Saturday with power tools (if not, click the link, it's a blast). Unsurprisingly, everybody's been talking about it, but more important: Everybody has been asking Tim Robbins for his take on the ordeal, because (The Shawshank Redemption spoiler alert) the actor accomplished a similar feat in a movie. The only problem is Shawshank is a movie. (N.B.: Conan cracks a stellar boat joke in this.)