You’re Finally Going to Learn What Christian’s Inner Goddess Was Doing During Fifty Shades of Grey

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He’s back. Photo: Chuck Zlotnick/Universal Pictures

There are two sides to every story and every spanking paddle, so E.L. James, the author of Fifty Shades of Grey, has announced a new version of the first installment in her series, written from the perspective of sexual narcissist Christian Grey; naturally,  it’ll be released on his birthday, June 18. Grey, she writes on its first page, is “dedicated to those readers who asked … and asked … and asked … and asked for this.” And all we’re asking for is that its audio book be recorded by Linda Belcher.

We’re Getting Fifty Shades From Christian’s POV