Ed Sheeran once sharted onstage. Yes, shart — the portmanteau of shit and fart, that unfortunate accident you have when you think you’re letting out some gas and something extra squeezes (squirts?) out. It’s a ghastly, embarrassing situation for anyone, but imagine if you are a huge megastar (he is, guys, really) and you just sharted your pants in front of thousands of fans as you are singing love songs. Ed Sheeran, definitely kind of a seventh grader.