Malia Obama Is Interning With Lena Dunham

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Perpetually outraged conservatives, hold on to your hats: Malia Obama, daughter of Barack, is interning with Lena Dunham, creator of the licentiously liberal show Girls, which has been corrupting our youth for four seasons. According to the Root, Malia, who turns 17 today (on America’s birthday!), has been seen on the the show's Williamsburg set “delivering coffee for the cast and crew and helping block the public from entering scenes during shoots,” which is probably a lot easier when you're flanked by armed Secret Service agents. The First Daughter previously worked as a production assistant for Halle Berry’s CBS show Extant and aspires to become a filmmaker, according to her mother, who described Malia as a movie lover and voracious reader, like her father.