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The NYSE Is Really Stressing Out Stephen Colbert and This Chicken

Stephen Colbert is really freaked out about the New York Stock Exchange’s trade-halting technical glitch from earlier Wednesday. Someone needs to rescue him and his war intern ASAP so they can stop peeing in hats and taking selfies with royal chickens. Maybe Conan and Andy will lend a hand.

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The NYSE Is Really Stressing Out Stephen Colbert