Stephen Colbert started a surreal new web lunch series today to get a jump start on bonding with his Late Show audience, and wow, portion control has never looked better. There's a lot jammed into this first installment: Colbert shares a secret dream he's always had, some solid S.O. advice, and a casual story about a drugged toucan. (Talk-show hosts, they're just like us.) Tune back in here throughout the rest of the week to feel less lonely at your desk and to catch more of "Stephen Colbert Has Stephen Colbert's Daily Lunch With You Starring Stephen ... Colbert." Thanks, Stephen!
Update: Here is the second episode: