Here’s a Fake Idea for a Trainwreck Sequel That Sounds Tragic But Still Semi-Awesome

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LeBron James is really good at playing basketball, wearing fun hats, and backhandedly pitching Birdman-esque tragicomedy sequels. He has conquered every important facet of life, and there is nothing he can't do — that's why he's the King. RIP, Bill Hader. (The first movie in this true series of one premieres Friday.)