If you've ever wondered if snorting Beanie Babies, strapping them all over your body, and/or using them to get in the zone were good ideas — they're not. But don't just take our word for it; check out the visual evidence below. The sketch-comedy troupe Friends of the People has mashed up The Wolf of Wall Street with the collectible plush-toy craze to create the ultimate decadent parody concoction. B.B.R.E.A.M.!
This sketch is from this week's FOTP episode, which also features financially savvy rap stars, an obscure 1980s action hero, and an indestructible, award-winning actress. If you like what you see, tune in Thursday at 11 p.m. ET/PT on truTV.