Every year, like clockwork, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have been hit with a storm of divorce rumors they can't seem to shake. The speculation seemingly intensified after Jada implied the two have an open relationship (though she has since clarified that they share a "grown" relationship). On Monday, the rumor mill went back into overdrive with Radar Online reporting the two had already ironed out a secret divorce deal and that an announcement would be imminent — only to be shot down by Will Smith himself. In a candid Facebook post, Smith explained, "I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself!" Because let's face it: Will and Jada are just too big (and rich) to divorce. (But we imagine Jaden's philosophical musings would reach extreme levels of deep if they ever did.)
Here's his full post:
Under normal circumstances, I don't usually respond to foolishness. (Because it's contagious) But, so many people have extended me their "deepest condolences" that I figured - "What the hell... I can be foolish, too!"
So, in the interest of redundant, repetitious, over & over-again-ness... Jada and I are...
NOT GETTING A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! : -)
I promise you all - if I ever decide to divorce my Queen - I SWEAR I'll tell you myself!
#Dumb People Should Have to Wear Scarlet D's
Jada then followed up Will's post with a tweet, helping him drop the mic.
My king has spoken.— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) August 3, 2015