Though Amy Schumer had never met Jake Gyllenhaal and doesn't know Jake Gyllenhaal, she rented his apartment and ate his cake, unbeknownst to the actor. Not the Jay-Z “pound cake” euphemism, but an actual cake. Speaking with Stephen Colbert Friday, Schumer shared a story of her cake-eating misadventures. While staying at Gyllenhaal's place with her sister, Schumer went through all his stuff (“of course I did”), and among that stuff was an old birthday cake that said “You are a princess” on it. Schumer would get drunk, eat the cake, and speak to an imaginary Gyllenhaal as if she was a guest at the party at which the cake was served so long ago. But really, who hasn't pretended Jake Gyllenhaal was eating cake with them?
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