Ben Affleck has won two Oscars; Matt Damon has only won one. Matt Damon slept with Sarah Silverman; Ben Affleck slept with Jimmy Kimmel. Now that the two of them are action stars again, which one of their onscreen alter egos would win in a fight? Matt Damon has one theory: "Jason Bourne would kick the s--t out of Batman — absolutely!" Damon said when posed the question by EW. "Batman’s gotta take on Superman first. If he could beat him then maybe he could take on Jason Bourne." He makes a good point: Batman's movement is often limited by his cumbersome suit, and Jason Bourne has been known to do some damage with only a ballpoint pen. But that doesn't answer the question the people really want answered: Would the talented Mr. Ripley beat the, umm, well-intentioned Mr. Gigli?
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