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Justin Bieber Wants to Sue Everyone Who Published His Dick

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Justin Bieber. Photo: Jens Kalaene/Corbis

Justin Bieber’s penis is on the internet, and he’s not happy about it: According to THR, Bieber’s legal team is threatening to sue any news organization that printed the offending photos, which were taken by a photographer using a telephoto lens while the singer strolled around a Bora Bora resort in the nude. Most media outlets, possibly learning their lesson from The Fappening, refused to publish the pic; the New York Daily News, which currently has censored versions on its web site, could be one litigation target, as should everyone who made a “what do you peen” joke on Twitter.

Bieber Hits Back at Those Who Published His Dick