Broad City Has Some Ideas on How You Should Spend Your Columbus Day

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Columbus Day is "the national day of not doing shit," Abbi Abrams so eloquently says in a new "Hack Into Broad City" video. While you spend your national holiday at home or in a bar, relaxing and hanging out, Broad City wants to remind you that this day celebrates a genocidal lunatic. As Ilana puts it, Columbus was the "original white douche asshole." She then divulges how, exactly, she would like to honor Chrissy C. Instead of celebrating a Chris Columbus who raped and pillaged his way through America, celebrate the man who gave us the Truffle Shuffle.