Stephen Colbert Guesses the Plot of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

By

New-lightsaber defender Stephen Colbert feels like he knows enough from the last Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer to make an educated guess about what happens in the movie. His guess: Basically, the dark side becomes the good guys. Sure. Seems possible. Definitely more possible than our guess that Will Smith will play Han Solo and fly the now-renamed Willennium Falcon, and BB-8 will be revealed to be the daughter of Yoda and R2-D2. ("Sex with a robot, I had.")