As promised, Drake unveiled the Director X–helmed music video for "Hotline Bling" tonight — a bold move, considering he went up against the new Star Wars trailer. But do you think he cares? Nah, just look at him dancing around like Kaa from The Jungle Book:
Only Drake could make corny dancing look so good.
He is literally doing the "Walk Like an Egyptian" here.
And Matrix dry humping.
Luckily, he has this Lightskinned Crisis Center on hand to take his distress calls.