The Next Game of Thrones Book Is Here, As Long As You Count Coloring Books As Books

All men must color. Photo: Random House Books

To keep you from rising up in rebellion, Random House has released another Game of Thrones book, which will fill at least some of hours during the long wait for The Winds of Winter. It's a coloring book, filled with 45 illustrations of characters and scenes from George R.R. Martin's books, and it's on sale now. If you've ever wondered what Tyrion would look like with blue hair, or what Daenerys would look like in a green dress, this is the gift for you. The drawings come from acclaimed illustrators like Yvonne Gilbert, John Howe, and Tomislav Tomić — but no matter the artist, you'd better start stocking up on red crayons.