Last night, Beyoncé and Nicki were feeling themselves at the Tidal X 10/20 concert, and they may have quite possibly snatched you bald with their flawless choreography. Most streams of the performance are down, but really, we're here for the dancing. So let's review!
First, emerge from a cloud of smoke to Beyoncé's ominous chants.
Then, come 'n' ride the train, as the Quad City DJs would say.
Get that group Halloween costume going.
Pretend you don't see them, then laugh: JK!
Make your guests work, you're not singing this all by your damn self.
Send every girl in America to tie her hair up in a ponytail.
Take the whip back from the devil Paula Deen.
No, really, whip that hair like it's a reboot of Roots.
Get Itsy-Bitsy Spider with it.
Remind Drake that you can Matrix dance live and not just in a video.
Do some feminist rap squats.
Close with the "I bind you, Nancy."