The Ellen DeGeneres Show is available in Sweden, China, New Zealand, and a bunch of other countries you’ve probably never watched Ellen in. But, sadly, the English are among the few who don’t get to see Ellen scare the living daylights out of her celebrity guests. Her absence on England’s TV screens is criminal, so it’s a good thing the Brits have their unofficial ambassador in the states, James Corden, to save Queen Ellen. Here he is performing his own #GetElleyOnTheTelly theme song, backed by Harry Potter, Queen Elizabeth II, and Sherlock Holmes impersonators and a slideshow of Britain’s finest exports (David Beckham obviously included). Cheers!