The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, "MAKE A WATCHMEN TV SHOW!" and Zack Snyder and HBO will look down and whisper, "Yes." According to Collider, Snyder and HBO are currently in talks to bring a version of Watchmen to TV. It's unclear at this point whether the Watchmen TV show would be an adaptation of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons's legendary comic, its recent prequel Before Watchmen, or even another story entirely, but either way, it's a safe bet HBO would continue the story's commitment to full-frontal blue-male nudity.
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