Conan Really Loves the Way His Butt Looks in Fallout 4, But Really Does Not Love That Nobody Else Notices It

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The much-anticipated Fallout 4 is now available, and it looks like a lot of chaotic fun. In honor of that great news, Conan and Co. decided to recreate his likeness, review the game, and pretend the world was really ending:

With the inevitability of the End in mind, Conan began to appreciate one of life's most underrated gifts: his butt — which he wanted to share with everybody else in the game:

Turns out postapocalyptic dating is harder than he thought. Better luck next Fallout.