John Oliver and Wife Have Baby Boy; If Only He Could Be Named Oliver John

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E! reported that John Oliver and his wife, Kate Norley, who have been married since 2011, have welcomed their first child together into this news-filled world. The Last Week Tonight host now has a baby boy to hold in his arms and test his material on. We do not know the name of this half-British tater tot just yet, but we like to imagine it's Oliver John. Maybe sometimes he'd call him Ollie J. Aww. Sure, Oliver John Oliver might look weird, but is there any name better suited for a British accent? Well, maybe Harry Potter. Harry Potter Oliver? So your name is Harry Potter Oliver, ain't it? Not bad!