Thanksgiving Gets 30 Percent Less Canadian As Justin Bieber Cancels Holiday Appearances

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Justin Bieber. Photo: Noam Galai/Getty Images

It turns out you might not be forced to talk about Justin Bieber's penis this Thanksgiving after all, as TMZ reports that Bieber has pulled out of a series of Thanksgiving events, due to what's only being called "personal reasons." (They also dutifully report that these reasons are "NOT related to drugs or alcohol.") Bieber had been scheduled to appear on Stephen Colbert's Late Show Tuesday night, as well as perform in a pretaped segment during CBS's broadcast of the Thanksgiving Day parade, but it looks like America's favorite holiday will have to go forward without its favorite 21-year-old Canadian.