To paraphrase the great American anthem that plays at the end of cinematic masterpiece Magic Mike XXL, “All [Channing Tatum does] is win win win no matter what” and yes, that applies to your silly Tonight Show games, Jimmy Fallon. Channing Tatum might seem like America’s puppy dog, but no, he is more like America’s pet wolf, who succumbs to his competitive instincts when the eggs come out. Okay, that metaphor needs work. Anyway, Jimmy Fallon and Channing Tatum played egg roulette on The Tonight Show and Channing Tatum won. Obviously.