Coldplay Now Set to Perform at Super Bowl; Football Players Still Set to Play Football There

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This just in: With the release of their seventh album, A Head Full of Dreams, this Friday, The Wall Street Journal reports Coldplay will headline the Super Bowl halftime show, with Beyoncé in talks to make an appearance (read: steal the show). It makes sense, as they tend to play the Super Bowl when it's cold out. Play when it's cold. Cold play. Though Super Bowl L is set for February 7 in San Francisco, so Briskplay might've been a better fit. No word yet on whether Left Shark has a light jacket.