Star Wars holiday specials hold a special weird place in our hearts (we even made our own!), so who could blame Funny or Die for filming one despite a significant lack of information about The Force Awakens' plot, themes, or even knowledge of who the actors are portraying? Sure! But Jason Alexander gets an emotional monologue, so everybody shut up about it. Related, the production value on this thing is insane. Honestly, this looks better than the actual Star Wars holiday specials. Does this make Jason Alexander our generation's Bea Arthur? Those are the questions we should be reflecting on during this, our most sacred of Droid Days.
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