Seeing the Rock’s Baby for the First Time Is Like Doing 1,000 Sick Reps With Your Heart

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After looking at Dwayne Johnson's baby, Jasmine, you're gonna have to hit the cool-down room, massively hydrate, and stretch out those hamstrings, because baby, it's really gonna to take it out of you! P.S.: I've never been to the gym in my life. "I was right there during labor, helping her breathe, every highly intense contraction, every second of pain, right there watching the actual birth, cutting the cord and wiping the tears. Incredible," Johnson posted with the pic. Wow, now I'm winded, like I just ran up a flight of stairs. It's probably forced perspective due to the breadth of his chest, but is the Rock's baby the size of a pecan? Oh jeez, and her name is Jasmine! What a cutie. I have to go lie down.