Congratulations to your uncle! Congrats to all of our uncles! And especially to mine, who must be weeping tears of joy into their Cleveland Browns travel mugs at the news that, despite some rumors that he might hang it up, Howard Stern has re-upped with Sirius XM through 2020. Though the exact terms of the deal have not been released, Stern has been making $80 million a year for the past five years for a show that aired live three days a week. The erstwhile America’s Got Talent host will not only be continuing his current satellite radio show for the next five years, but will also develop Sirius’s first-ever foray into video programming. Soon the uncles of the world can consume Stern on every medium known to man! Aw, hey. It’s okay. I cry when I’m happy, too, Uncle Bill.
