Your dreams have come true, America! You know, if your dreams are about Jerry Seinfeld performing stand-up once a month for six months at the Beacon Theater in New York City. Because that is what’s happening! No longer limited to just being in cars getting coffee with fellow comedians, Jerry will now also be on a stage drinking water out of a water bottle all alone (probably!). I know what you’re all thinking: Doesn’t Seinfeld feel in competition with Billy Joel’s residency at Madison Square Garden? Thankfully, a very mature Seinfeld who remains a comedian and not a pianist answered, “No, I don’t.” Well, then, giddy-up.