Macaulay Culkin Revisits Home Alone’s Kevin McCallister As an Adult, and Boy, He Is Not Doing Too Hot

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Considering Home Alone is basically Saw for kids, we should have known an adult Kevin McCallister would be dealing with a lot of lingering psychological issues. That's essentially the premise of the first episode of the web series :DRYVRS from Moldy Peaches guitarist Jack Dishel, which pokes fun at the colorful characters hired through an Uber-style app. Colorful, suffering from PTSD; same diff. Macaulay Culkin plays a really sad, extremely familiar gentleman haunted by his childhood abandonment and home invasion. Things get ... well, they get a lot darker from there. Poor Kevin. The Sticky Bandits really stuck with you.