Your father did a lot of crazy stuff when he was lip-syncing while driving you to school, but he certainly never knocked the breakfast sandwich out of your hand. Well, he definitely knocked every breakfast sandwich you ever had out of your hands, but he never screamed and dumped all your noteb— okay, at least he never sprayed himself with water and tore his own shirt from his body in a lip-sync frenzy. That’s for sure. He only did that a handful of times. All you’re saying is, your father was significantly less embarrassing than Instagram dad Queenzflip. God, do you miss him. What you wouldn’t give for one more embarrassing lip-sync ride.