Scientology is hell to get out of. Just ask Leah Remini. In the perfect Xenu-approved marriage, Billy Eichner combines his obstacle-course bit on Billy on the Street with the bear trap that is Scientology. Rachel Dratch is our approved course-runner. Can she free her children from Sea Org? Can she find Shelly Miscavige? Can she save John Travolta’s shed of shirtless men? For the love of Suri Cruise, we hope so!