Seal Sings Honest Christmas Carols for the Holidays, Doesn’t Just Go, ‘Arf, Arf, Arf’


To celebrate our annual tradition of lying to ourselves and our loved ones about how much fun we're having, Jimmy Kimmel brought on Seal (the Grammy-winning recording artist, not the aquatic animal) to sing a bunch of Christmas carols about what we're really feeling over the holidays. From the sadness of realizing that Mom is drunk to the joy of seeing your high-school friends get fat, this collection has it all. Be warned, though: This album contains problematic sentiments about ugly Christmas sweaters. Bad Seal!