Saturday Night Live’s Star Wars Toys Are for Kids and Adults — But Mostly for Adults


"Everyone always thought the generational battles between the Boomers, Generation X, and whatever you call people who understand Snapchat would be waged over Medicare and global warming. But the War Times truly began when no one could decide who owned Star Wars nostalgia. The armies of the Originallers, the Prequel Nation, and the Sequel Insurgency clash in the Over World to this day." — The opening lines of a Young Adult novel hopefully no one publishes.