Isn’t this every host or homeowner’s nightmare? That Cate Blanchett will show up to your shitty shoe box of a life and reveal it for the shoddy, stapled-together mess it is? The Carol star stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and absolutely eviscerated Jimmy’s guest bathroom, which of course is nicer than your parents’ home. She goes so hard and will not stop! She’s taking shots left and right! Has Cate Blanchett ever even seen a normal person’s bathroom before? Without puking, I mean? Not all of us use a $5,000 crystalline Japanese toilet in a specially made Himalayan salt cave, Cate! The fact that she asks, “Did someone flush the toilet?” also seems to suggest that Cate Blanchett hires a manservant to do it for her, but hey, that’s none of my business.
