CBS Orders a Tina Fey Comedy Pilot About a Former Kicker on a Football Team (Not Liz Lemon, Not the White Haven High-School Team)

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The Sheinhardt Wig Company loses one of its most talented stars. Photo: Theo Wargo/2015 Getty Images

After spending years poking fun of NBC on 30 Rock, and then later having NBC pass on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Tina Fey is returning to network television, this time on CBS — cue a gasp from Kenneth the page. The network has picked up The Kicker, a pilot written by 30 Rock and Kimmy Schimdt's Jack Burditt (who also created Last Man Standing) and executive-produced by Fey and her 30 Rock and Kimmy Schmidt partner Robert Carlock. The pilot is a multi-camera comedy that follows "an oddball athlete who drives family, friends and strangers crazy after he’s unexpectedly cut from his pro football team." How dare you betray the peacock, Tina? What happened to that lifelong membership in the Brotherhood of Man?