Who Is Hot Enough to Play Rob Lowe’s Son on The Grinder? Why, Teen Wolf’s Colton Haynes!

Like hot fake-father, like hot fake-son. Photo: Getty Images

Teen Wolf's Colton Haynes, poster boy for beauty (like literally, your nephew probably has a poster of him on his wall with the word beauty written on it, starting a dangerous relationship with unrealistic beauty standards for the rest of his life), will play the son of another beautiful man, Rob Lowe, on the February 2 episode of The Grinder. EW reports that Haynes will play Luke, the son of Mitch Grinder, the lawyer that Dean Sanderson (that is, Rob Lowe) plays on his show, The Grinder (that is, the show in the show — it's all very meta). From our vantage point, this is ace casting, as Rob Lowe's fake TV son should be equally equipped to trap our thirst as well as his fake TV dad.