Watch Obama Rap Drake and Future’s ‘Jumpman’ for the Pistons

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The Pistons really want their center Andre Drummond voted into the 2016 NBA All-Star Game. (More on voting here.) Maybe because this year's big basketball weekend takes place on Drake's Canadian stomping grounds — or maybe because Drummond just sounds a lot like "Jumpman" if you repeat it quickly (or both) — the Pistons decided to turn Drake and Future's song into a pseudo-presidential video. Obama probably didn't have time to approve the following message, because he was having a very busy day, but it exists for your and his supercut-viewing pleasure anyway:

Nice work, Pistons. But if this doesn't prompt the Warriors to respond with a Curry-Curry-Curry edit on Yeezy's Nike-slamming "Facts," all was for naught.