Jennifer Lawrence Paints a Vivid Picture of Her ‘Grey Gardens’ Life With Amy Schumer

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In her new Glamour interview, Jennifer Lawrence looks forward to her future with Amy Schumer. Instead of filthy headscarves and raccoons eating all their books, however, Lawrence and Schumer's co-life sounds like it will be mostly friendship and fun high jinks. Lawrence explains:  

Amy and I have a life plan — we were with Diane Sawyer in Martha’s Vineyard for Thanksgiving. Not to brag. Diane politely threw it out, and then we’re sitting at the dinner table with her family, like, “We shouldn’t be here.” Anyway, Amy’s always wanted to live on Martha’s Vineyard, and we saw this house, and we’re like, “This is where we’re gonna Grey Gardens, and we’re gonna grow old and crazy together.” That's our life plan.Amy and I have a life plan—we were with Diane Sawyer in Martha’s Vineyard for Thanksgiving. Not to brag. Diane politely threw it out, and then we’re sitting at the dinner table with her family, like, “We shouldn’t be here.” Anyway, Amy’s always wanted to live on Martha’s Vineyard, and we saw this house, and we’re like, “This is where we’re gonna Grey Gardens, and we’re gonna grow old and crazy together.” That's our life plan.

Thanksgiving with Diane Sawyer! Why, that sounds halfway to Grey Gardens already! As part of their platonic marriage, J.Law and Amy Schumer also have their much-discussed comedy in the works. Lawrence says the "not a politically correct" first draft is done. (So you know what Judd Apatow is reading this week.)

Still, if things don't pan out with Amy Schumer (and they have to), there's always J.Law's eternal flame for Larry David to fall back on. No amount of throat-clearing and collar-tugging in the world is going to make Larry David less nervous about this gem:

JL: I gave Larry David my number. And he never called. [Laughs.]
CL [Glamour editor-in-chief Cindi Leive]: He might have been like, “That chick is 40 years younger than me. I’m not calling her.” He has a moral compass.
JL: Which makes him even more attractive. I love that he didn’t call me. It makes him so much hotter.
CL: Have you seen his Bernie Sanders impression [on Saturday Night Live]?
JL: Yes! I masturbated to it. [Laughs.] Joking. Obviously didn’t.

Obviously. Good luck to the three of them!